Alexander V. Koval
an interview with the author of Smash Burgers
Latest Posts
September 2026
What the Dinosaurs Tell Their Children About the Earth’s Destruction
Emily Garland
foofaraw
Small Creatures Among Great Beasts
Jaime Gill
foofaraw
Please Note, the Dinosaurs have Returned
and in attempts to spread their spirituality, robots, left to their own devices for half the current definition of eternity, are in the process of uploading the last reels of…
Smash Burgers
Alexander V. Koval
The Bones of Doubt
Julia Rajagopalan
The Dinosaur Essay
Nicholas De Marino
When To?
Meagan Fisher
Dinosaurs Are Too Big
Tyler Lee
Time Has No Memory
Aeryn Rudel
Platypus Portal
William Shaw
August 2026
Barflies in the Wild
(CAMERA zooms in on Earth, on North America, on the state of Illinois, on the city of Chicago, onto a crowded street on which The Top Hat Tavern is located.) (VOICE OVER begins:)…
Never Quit Your Post
I sit on my couch with the pistol hidden between the cushions.
Your Daily Tear Away Horoscope
FEB 1 The new month dawns upon you.
Deer Xing
“Hey, Alex, you seen the deer?” Web called.
July 2026
Too Many Mystics
Stake-outs are the worst part of my job.
Tom Howard
The Tongues of Ghosts
I’m almost fourteen years old when the ghost wakes me for the second night in a row.
Abigail Kemske
Developing your mindfulness practice!
Dear Pilgrim, Hallo!
David Stevens
Ostraka
We break readily, when we’re flung into the scrap pits.
Joanna Berry
What Do Moms Know About Fashion?
My mother clucked her tongue when I had my neck stretched on my twentieth birthday.
MM Schreier
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